Ok, so I am a fairly new parent. My kids are both under the age of 4 and I have a boy and a girl so this in an equal opportunity collection for me. I was curious what other parents call their kids' parts? Inevitably the topic comes up and you have to give these parts some sort of a name right?
So far my wife and I have come up with some names for the rear end (toot-toot), female part (cha-cha) and the male part (who-who-dilly).
So please feel free to contribute to this list. I am curious to see what creative names parents have come up with.